Urban Translation Contest! Vote!

 
Friday before last, I posted some words from the Urban dictionary and had you use them in sentences. I picked the top 3 choices, but today YOU need to vote for your favorite one!
 
The winner gets his/her choice of:
 
  • A first chapter critique by moi
  • A guest post

 

or
 
  • A fun interview on the blog

 

 
To read the Urban Translation Fun post and see all the comments, click HERE!
 
It was really hard to choose. They were all hilarious. Congrats everyone! Here’s the Top 3 in no particular order:
 
 
“I stroked the fake cookie duster I’d pressed on my upper lip and peeked at my subject from behind my copy of the shelf esteem runaway best-seller “Say Yes To The Mess” wondering if my giving him the book off had disguised the fact that I was investigating him for the murder of his wife.”
 
 
 
“What do a man with a cookie duster and a man with a shelf esteem book have in common? 
 
They are both likely to get the book off!”
 
 
 
 
 
“Whipping out a shelf esteemer entitled, “Happiness Is A Choice”, I prepared to give the tall man with the cookie duster the book off — then realized my mistake when I recognized him from the picture on the back cover.”
 
Whichever one gets the most votes by midnight, Tuesday, wins! I’ll announce the winner on Friday!
 
Happy Monday! Have a great week!

18 thoughts on “Urban Translation Contest! Vote!

  1. Keli Gwyn

    Whoa, baby! Was it ever hard to choose. I did, though, and my choice is the third entry listed in the post.

     
     
  2. Melissa

    The things I miss while I'm on Discipleship Walk! This was too funny!

    My vote goes for the first entry!

     
     
  3. Julie Jarnagin

    Ha! They're all great, but I'm voting for #2.

     
     
  4. Melissa Tagg

    Haaaa!!! I vote for the first one solely because the second I read, "I stoked my fake cookie duster…" I couldn't stop laughing. But the others were hilarious too. Love. This. 🙂

     
     
  5. Lindsay Harrel

    #2…but all were so clever!!

    Happy Monday, Jess!

     
     
  6. Cynthia Herron

    All so wonderful!

    My vote is #1.

     
     
  7. Jaime Wright

    BAHAHA!!! Classics!

     
     
  8. Beth K. Vogt

    I loved them all — but I especially appreciated the irony in #3. So my vote goes for #3.

     
     
  9. Casey

    I can't decide between #1 and #3, but like #1 the best. So I vote for #1!

    Clever! 🙂

     
     
  10. Gwendolyn Gage

    Oh my gosh — I can't believe you picked my input for one of the top three, LOL! Can I still vote? I like the first entry. 🙂

     
     
  11. Jill Kemerer

    Too funny! I'm all about #1!

     
     
  12. Susan

    #2 – b/c it's just so true:)

     
     
  13. Sherrinda

    LOL..too funny! I love the #1 because of the first line! 😉

     
     
  14. Sarah Forgrave

    I liked them all, but I choose #1. Anyone who uses "Say Yes to the Mess" in a sentence gets my vote. 🙂

     
     
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